Institute / Admissions & Unnecessary Correspondence
Office of Admissions · Form UFI-ADM-01
We Have Reviewed Your Interest.
Your decision to seek admission to an institute dedicated to independent judgment has raised several questions.
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Ms. Bell is locating the form. She has been asked not to discourage you. She is doing her best.
Admission requirements
None. The Institute publishes this fact on every page and continues to receive applications.
Tuition
Free. The Office of Fiscal Regret reviewed several pricing models and found that each of them undermined the curriculum.
Your information
Nothing you choose here is sent anywhere. The Office of Admissions does not keep files. It barely keeps an office.