Institute / Instruments
Departments & instruments
Tools for declining.
Measured precisely.
Each instrument is free, runs entirely in your browser, and asks for nothing. Nothing you type is sent anywhere. The Institute would not know what to do with it.
The Unfollowability Assessment
Twelve situations, one Unfollowability Index, a classification, three findings and a certificate.
Take the assessment →
Certified Unfollowable Professional (C.U.P.)
Four scenario exercises. One certificate. The abbreviation has caused administrative concern.
Begin certification →
The Non-Engagement Simulator
A stranger is wrong about something small. Each attempt to fix it makes it worse. There is a Leave button.
Run simulation →
The Outrage ROI Calculator
Hours invested in online disagreement per year, with honest arithmetic and a report card.
Calculate →
Unsolicited Advice Response Generator
Dry replies for ten kinds of unsolicited advice, in four intensities.
Generate →
The Authority Detector
Is it evidence, an opinion, a sales pitch or manufactured urgency? Ten statements. Real critical thinking.
Start detecting →
The Hobby Business Evaluator
Enter something you enjoy. Receive a full commercial structure. Then receive the actual recommendation.
Evaluate a hobby →
The Public Non-Announcement Generator
An unnecessarily formal statement about lunch, a walk or a new chair, ready to download.
Issue a statement →
Worth It, or Google It?
A sincere, honest check on whether a course, ebook or guide will actually save you time, or just sell you the feeling of progress.
Open the evaluator →